1 Honestly, if you make it out of Detroit alive, you're probably home free.

2 obviously, the Dutch Security didn't do a good enough job screening this guy.

3

obviously, the Dutch Security didn't do a good enough job screening this guy.

And yet people from other countries bitch and complain that American security screening is too strict and annoying.  I'll spend an extra hour at security and spend the $5 on a coke on the other side to avoid getting blown up.  Maybe that's just me.

4 Well that solves your problems.  All you need is a lovely new handbag and your flight worries are over.

5 Searching granny's shoes is worthless. The Israelis profile. Quite well. 

6

"Honestly, if you make it out of Detroit alive, you're probably home free."

That is freakin' money.  But seriously, as long as you don't have any right wing extremist on your plane, you should be okay.  Look for anybody that might be a veteran or anyone with an NRA hat.  Notify security if you see any of those potential man caused disasters.

7 Actually, it was a Northwest Airlines flight. So there's that to consider...

8 oh, and this is good to know.