March 09, 2010

Since Nuking Detroit Would Be Messy

Maybe just plowing it under and starting over would be a better idea.

Operating on a scale never before attempted in this country, the city would demolish houses in some of the most desolate sections of Detroit and move residents into stronger neighborhoods {forced migration. This should end well-ed}. Roughly a quarter of the 139-square-mile city could go from urban to semi-rural.

Near downtown, fruit trees and vegetable farms would replace neighborhoods that are an eerie landscape of empty buildings and vacant lots. Suburban commuters heading into the city center might pass through what looks like the countryside to get there. Surviving neighborhoods in the birthplace of the auto industry would become pockets in expanses of green.

Detroit officials first raised the idea in the 1990s, when blight was spreading. Now, with the recession plunging the city deeper into ruin, a decision on how to move forward is approaching. Mayor Dave Bing, who took office last year, is expected to unveil some details in his state-of-the-city address this month.

"Things that were unthinkable are now becoming thinkable," said James W. Hughes, dean of the School of Planning and Public Policy at Rutgers University, who is among the urban experts watching the experiment with interest. "There is now a realization that past glories are never going to be recaptured. Some people probably don't accept that, but that is the reality."

 

 

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1 This makes Detroit the perfect liberal Utopia.  No people, only trees and jungle.

Posted by: paul mitchell at March 09, 2010 11:22 AM (ECPHq)

2 and all it took was years of Democrat and Union rule

Posted by: eddiebear at March 09, 2010 11:31 AM (wnU1W)

3 It's amazing how Statists never learn from their mistakes. Detroit was the ideal liberal city. It was controlled by the Democrats for over half a century, with them  enacting every policy they ever wished for.

Now look at it, it is crumbling to the ground, the unemployment rate is 20%, only 1/4 of the students ever graduate high school, and anybody productive left 20 years ago. They adopted every policy the national Democrats want to enact country-wide, and it led them to ruin.

It just doesn't make sense to my engineer brain. How can your policies fail every. single. time., with every failure only leading you to redouble your efforts, never to question your tactics?

Posted by: Jeff M at March 09, 2010 11:36 AM (8P3+x)

4 Jeff, it helps if you think of it as a religion.

Posted by: Veeshir at March 09, 2010 12:41 PM (aFnZ8)

5 Because Jeff, every time, those fellow travellers keep insisting the folks who were in charge were just "doingir wrong".  If only the RIGHT Democrats had been leading, it would have been a utopia.  In otherwords, it's always someone else's fault.  Not the ideas.  Not the ideology.  The implementation.  That someone else did.

Posted by: MikeD at March 09, 2010 12:41 PM (FkL60)

6 It is the classic definition of crazy.  However, the leftists quirky twist is as stated, just didn't have the right people in charge. We just need to find that mythical "Benevolent Dictator" to make the communist/liberal/ progressive agenda work.

In other communist/liberal/ progressive news, 1+1=3.

Posted by: jukin at March 09, 2010 01:01 PM (vkkNZ)

7

One thing about the Detroit plan.
I was reading it at Ace's site and he went in depth, but seemed to ignore the biggest problem with the financial end.

Let's say that today a tenement block is worth $30K.

Once Uncle Sugar is going to be paying it'll be worth $100k and rising.

So long as you give a suitable donation to your local party apparatchik.

 

Posted by: Veeshir at March 09, 2010 02:02 PM (aFnZ8)

8 ....or!  We can turn it in to an amusement park that is sort like a cross between Westworld and the video game STALKER shadow of Chernobyl.  

Posted by: liquidflorian at March 09, 2010 09:20 PM (SnF3H)

9 Dude, I still think the Moron Horde should chick in $5 each and buy Detroit and turn it into Alextopia Moronia.

 

Posted by: alexthechick at March 09, 2010 10:06 PM (aSDGn)

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