We don't have enough money to fund the successful DC voucher program, we don't have enough to fund the successful missile defense program, but we do have half a million dollars to send researchers down to Buenos Aires to cruise gay bars to try and find out why gay guys get drunk and have sex. 

I have a better idea, go into DC, go to a bar or nightclub and find a random gay guy, hand him twenty dollars and have him explain why it is that gay guys get drunk and have sex (and I bet they could then go to a nightclub or bar and find a random straight person, give them twenty dollars and have them explain why straight people like to get drunk and have sex), then take the remaining funds and either use them for something useful or, I dunno, start paying down our crushing debt before we fucking go bankrupt?

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 02:59 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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