March 15, 2010

Oh, for fuck's sake ...

I'm not a big perfume user.  I shower regularly and use deodorant, thankyouverymuch; I don't need to douse myself in fragrance.  I also have terrible allergies, so that probably contributes to my no perfume stance.  Walking by a Bath & Body Works in the mall gives me a damn headache.

However, there are lots of women who won't walk out of the house until they've fully doused themselves in the shit, and I don't really care one way or the other.  If it makes you happy, go for it.  I try to avoid the super-smelly people, and, if I can't, I suck it up and deal.  Apparently, sucking it up and dealing like a mature adult is not an option any more if you work for the city of Detroit:

Change is in the air for Detroit city workers. City employees will be urged not to wear perfume, cologne or aftershave as a result of a settlement in a federal lawsuit.

Officials plan to place warning placards in three city buildings. The signs will warn workers to avoid "wearing scented products, including ... colognes, aftershave lotions, perfumes, deodorants, body/face lotions ... (and) the use of scented candles, perfume samples from magazines, spray or solid air fresheners."

The employee handbook and Americans with Disabilities Act training also will bear warnings.

Apparently, someone sued the city in '08 because all of the smelly perfume in the air made it difficult for her to do her job'n'stuff.  And she won, to the tune of $100,000.  Now, the super-well-off city of Detroit (hah!) has to spend cash on making signs that warn their employees not to smell nice.

I can't wait until someone with really bad B.O. sues the city because they've been told not to wear perfume at work.

Posted by: Ember at 06:10 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 A ruling that will allow us to recognize a gubment employee by their foul stench is long overdue. 

Posted by: Dr. Panks at March 15, 2010 06:36 PM (I1/U/)

2 Next up in the war against smells:  the banning of flatulence.  This will give a whole new meaning to 'bloated government'.

Posted by: Hermit Dave at March 15, 2010 06:40 PM (WhFvm)

3 Ember - You may get a headache, but I get an allergic reaction that includes my throat closing and hives the size of your fist.  The problem is those people, both men and women, who believe that cologne or perfume is a marinade. When I have to conduct business with the government, I shouldn't be required to have an atropine injection immediately afterward.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at March 15, 2010 07:31 PM (Zn88K)

4 Awesome, now we know how to kill MCPO!

Posted by: Alice H at March 15, 2010 08:49 PM (qJHYy)

5 Awesome, now we know how to kill MCPO!

And now you know why I haven't been to Colorado in 15 years.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at March 15, 2010 09:08 PM (Zn88K)

6 In Oki, there was one chick who wore so much body scent, it would make a french brothel smell like febreeze.

I could SMELL HER! whenever she walked into my section bay, I thought common statements while never looking her direction stating "I can smell you a mile away" might get her to tone it down.  It was so overpowering (I don't have allergies that I know of) that I told her section leader (with authority from MY section leader) to ask that she not be sent for equipment exchanges and such. because the smells actually were so offensive in their strength the entire section would go outside for a cigarette, and my section wasn't the only one.

It was THAT overpowering!

Posted by: Douglas at March 15, 2010 11:24 PM (uU+Ss)

7 That said, it's a stupid rule, it should all be handled in house.

Posted by: Douglas at March 15, 2010 11:25 PM (uU+Ss)

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