March 02, 2009

Alex Doesn't Need A Gun

Especially if she has shoes like this lady.

She hit him in the face with a stiletto-heeled shoe, Tampa police say.

Ngeskebei, 22, of Tampa, was arrested Saturday and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, according to a criminal arrest affidavit.

Police give this account of what happened about 3:40 a.m. at the home at 1905 E. 114th Ave. in Tampa
that Ngeskebei shares with her boyfriend of five years:

When an argument between the couple escalated, Ngeskebei grabbed a silver high-heeled shoe and hit the man in the face.

The man, whose name was not listed in the arrest affidavit, was cut in the left cheek and fell to the ground.

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February 18, 2009

So this is what we call a lunchtime poll

My soon-to-be-3 year old daughter has announced that she wants bacon on her birthday cake.  Should I make fondant bacon and add it to the cake, or should I fry up some real bacon and stick it on the cake?

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February 13, 2009

om nom nom

To take our minds off how fucked we are by the stimulus, I give you this



Bacon donut!

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February 11, 2009

WANT!!!



That's the BLT from Tony's I-75 in Birch Run, Michigan.  I just saw a segment on the place on a show on the Travel Channel, and I could feel my arteries hardening as I watched.

By the way, click through to the YouTube page for that video and read the description for a chuckle.

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February 10, 2009

Blasphemy

Michelle Malkin slanders the turbaconducken

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February 06, 2009

Man, Everyone Is Stealing Our Thunder

I mean, we're the ones with a fucking category dedicated to it.

In the end, I can only support the spread of bacon blogging. 

Bacon Uber Alles.

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Bacon air freshener!

Bacon air freshener!

(This actually seems like kind of a double-edged sword.  While you get the wonderful smell of bacon, it's not followed by the even more wonderful taste of bacon.)

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More sweet bacony goodness

In the form of candied bacon chocolate chip cookies. With a recipe for candied bacon that sounds like it would probably get eaten before it actually made it into the cookies.

sweet bacony goodness in a cookie

Via Tastespotting, which is about as dangerous a site as you can get for foodies.

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February 04, 2009

Just A Generic Bacon Post. But This One Involves The South Park Guys

And Sean, I don't think you posted this yet.

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February 01, 2009

Just Some Random Excuse To Post Somthing About Bacon

mmmm...bacon!

A story published Tuesday in the New York Times featuring “Bacon Explosion” remained the most-emailed story on the Web site Friday morning, beating out stories on the economy, Super Bowl or the new president.

“Bacon is like the candy of the meats that the pig offers,” said Pamela Johnson of the Iowa-based National Pork Board, where they are happy as a pig in mud about all the attention paid to the humble meat.

There’s a Web site for bacon haikus — “One road wafts bacon/ One was the road less traveled/ Guess which way I go?”

Facebook pages are dedicated to bacon as “the world’s most perfect food” and feature dozens of pictures of bacon in various states of edibility — shoved in the middle of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and fried and twisted into cocktail garnishes.

Bacontoday.com promises “Daily Updates on the World of Sweet, Sweet Bacon.”

“For the Love of Bacon” at theotherwhitemeat.com suggests “Bacon Day” activities like playing “Steal the Bacon” and “Six Degrees of Separation with Kevin Bacon”.

A contestant on the current season of Bravo TV’s “Top Chef” occasionally sports a T-shirt proclaiming “Bacon is a Vegetable.” The pig-shaped “Wake n’ Bacon” alarm clock promises to wake up users with the intoxicating smell of strip of sizzling bacon, placed frozen in the clock the night before.


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January 30, 2009

You don't say

Bacon is, apparently, popular.  On the internets, even.

Must have been a slow news day.

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January 29, 2009

Bringing you yet more thoughtful, indepth commentary.

Behold! Bacon pie!

Mmmmmm. Pie. Now to go find some punch.

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January 28, 2009

Anybody Have A Spare Cow Lung Laying Around?

Just asking. Apparently, such fine pieces of carrion are good bait for alligators stuck in drain pipes.

Trappers are trying to lure the 8 foot alligator out of the pipe with their secret weapon, a rotten piece of meat.

"It's a rotten cow lung. It's stinky, bloody and it floats," said Tracey Hansen with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Construction crews noticed the gator in the storm drain Monday.

"It's a drain, he could have been walking down the street and just slid in," said Hansen.

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January 15, 2009

Anybody Up For A Roadtrip To Iowa?

Normally, I would pass. But bacon would make me change my mind. And I found a willing accomplice, since Russ is getting ready for Round 2 of his misadventure.

 

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January 09, 2009

Trekking to the South Pole Any Time Soon?

Be sure to stock up on bacon!

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January 04, 2009

Mmmmmmm...

You can use this thingy to add some bacon to any website.  I think it makes my blog look delicious.

(h/t)

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January 03, 2009

Resistance is futile

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January 02, 2009

This Has Something To Do With Bacon

 

Hurry up before the sheer awesomeness of this video is pulled down!

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December 19, 2008

Turbaconducken

Yeah, all I'm good for today is bacon posts.

Bacon Today has a detailed recipe for turbaconducken. And this isn't a 'toss a few strips of bacon on top and call it good' recipe, this is a recipe that will make the pretend-bacon-lovers run screaming.

Bacony goodness

(h/t gpittman)

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Christmas breakfast

I'm thinking Bacon Beef Butter Biscuits will be on the table.  Along with a frittata, a stollen, and a couple of pounds more of bacon because my daughter doesn't really eat much else in the way of meat.

Please share your favorite frou-frou breakfast recipes here - I'm looking for new ideas.

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