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February 08, 2010

Green Police

Mike D. asks, "Where the hell is the dpud thread on the freakin Green Police commercial!?!"

Right here.

It was about 2 seconds into the song when I said to my friends, "The 'green police' come into my house and start fucking with me and I'll fucking shoot every one of them in the fucking FACE."

From there, my confidence that there would be epic bloodshed should some group of hippie cock-gobblers try to arrest me for using a fucking plastic grocery bag increased steadily.

Just to be clear, enviro-nazis, if you try to force me to be "green" I will force you to bleed severely from one to many holes in your torso and genital region. You can pry my Styrofoam take out container from my cold dead hands. Of course, if I were a betting man I'd bet that your hands would be cold and dead long before mine.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 04:04 PM | Comments (50) | Add Comment
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1 See for me, it was a touch creepy. Mostly because some of the folks at the Superbowl party I was at were all "right on" and cheering this thing. I mean... wow. I'm no conspiracy nut. But it's damned scary when your fellow US citizens actually think that arresting folks for having incandescent bulbs or asking for plastic bags is anything less than monstrous. It'd be one thing if it was just the greenies laughing at their own foibles. But this was wish fulfillment type crap. Seriously scary shit there.

Posted by: MikeD at February 08, 2010 04:23 PM (FkL60)

2 Now do you see why I need speedloaders for my 500?

Posted by: Veeshir at February 08, 2010 04:26 PM (U3rth)

3 Heh, one third of our readership, cbullit, found the comment of the day on this ad
I don’t get it. It’s supposed to be an advert for cars, but after watching it, I want to buy shotgun shells. What gives? Is there some kind of subliminal message?

Posted by: Veeshir at February 08, 2010 04:33 PM (U3rth)

4 I don't understand the people who think it's mocking the enviroweenies. It would have been if Talahassee came barreling over the blockade with the Hummer. Otherwise, not so much.

And is that an anteater?

I maintain my position - this ad makes me want to roast baby seal over a tire fire.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 08, 2010 04:37 PM (8WZWv)

5 Man, I still think it's funny! And I hate me some tree-huggin' hippies!

Posted by: ECM at February 08, 2010 04:45 PM (nYKDd)

6 Yeah, it was semi-amusing. The right shouldn't let itself become as humorless as the progressives. So, lighten up Francis.

Posted by: Hermit Dave at February 08, 2010 04:56 PM (WhFvm)

7 I didn't find it amusing at all. I found it creepy.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at February 08, 2010 05:11 PM (k5nPY)

8 I didn't find anything about it funny. If you leave the politics out of it, I don't get the joke. From a neutral standpoint it is just a nonsensical commercial about a fictional police force that harrasses citizens for breaking illogical but not humorous laws.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at February 08, 2010 05:26 PM (GC5S2)

9 The paper or plastic thing it started out with has been a pet-peeve for years. I grew up near a paper mill and anything that smells that bad cannot be environmentally friendly, paper is heavier so costs more to ship per unit, uses a lot more energy to produce, it cannot be reused much and recycling paper is a very dirty business.

ok /rant off

Posted by: fozzy at February 08, 2010 05:32 PM (ccEuN)

10 I didn't want to write about this, but since fozzy brought it up I can't resist.

Plastic is much better for the environment than paper. He already mentioned the increased shipping weight. It also takes up ten times as much space in a landfill. The fact of the matter is that paper takes thousands of years to fully biodegrade, so for all practical purposes it is not biodegradable. Further, the plastic that bags are made of can be fairly easily re-melted into more bags or anything else that is made out of polyethylene.

And I don't know about how bad paper smells when it is made, but corn syrup smells like a rotting bag of assholes.

Posted by: Jeff M at February 08, 2010 05:44 PM (8P3+x)

11 fractionally humorous. that being said, some eco-weenie "green police" comes busting through my door, 'cause the peepin perv saw me toss a banana peel in the trash, at best he's gonna meet Bam, my aluminum bat upside his head or kneecap; or worst, a 40 cal hydroshock to the cranium or chest, and maybe the nuts just for shits and giggles. Leave me the fuck alone, nanny stater trash!

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12 Yeah, that's pretty much not funny: http://michellemalkin.com/2008/08/01/good-news-chastened-sf-mayor-proposes-new-crackdown-on-dangerous-criminals/

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