March 27, 2009

I Missed It

And I'm not at all sad that I did.

Because you're all wrong. 

You should be spending your time talking about how FUCKING AWESOME I AM.  The four words that should matter are "MP IS AWESOME." 

For example, did you know I can lick my nose?  Did you know I can calculate PI to the THIRD DIGIT IN MY FUCKING HEAD?

Yeah.  I'm fucking amazing.  Deal with that all day until tomorrow and then repeat. 

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March 18, 2009

Ask A Moron: Pizza

FishFearMe asks: This isn't the Pizza Hut on-line ordering page?

Actually, Fish, it is.  And your pizza is ready.

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