That's right, racist Christian Teabaggers! I, Charles Foster Johnson and my Super Awesome Correlator Tool To Catch Nazis and Criticsâ„¢ (Patent Pending) have taken over this hotbed of racism, teabagging, and hate. Hold on!

*catches some snarky comment about me at a site*
*bans said comment from internet*
*brags for 30 minutes to Kilgore Trout about catching a critic*

Ok! Where was I? Oh yeah! When I am not chasing Nazis and Bigots on the internet 20 hours a day, I am busy determining if your flag is indeed a secretly coded symbol for white power. So, come on down! Bring your flags to me, and I will personally determine if that flag with George Washington on it really is a coded White Power Slaveholding Revanchist logo, or the flag for the state of Washington. Ask me if violent threats are hidden in the strangest places. Ask me if this is a front for a Belgian Fascist Group, or something else. And ask me if the Teabaggers have set up their own shadow militia, based on their symbols.

And if you challenge me, I will ban you from the internet! For only I know the truth, as told to me after a three day binge of sleeplessness, SQL server fun, cheetos, and bannings. But only after I force you to buy a calender, a comic book, and a kindle from my shop.

So, now that Iceweasel and I have a site for nothing but flag symbology, please go back to my old site to tell me how awesome I am, how cute Andrew Sullivan and I look together, how mean everybody else on the internet is, and why Sarah Palin is the devil incarnate. And leave the racist hunting to me, a professional.

Oh, and just for good measure, by reading this post, you are banned.

Posted by: Chucky Johnson Flag Research Department at 01:06 AM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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