Zee-zaw!

This story about a couple of donkeys painted to look like zebras for the benefit of impoverished kids visiting a zoo would be kind of cute if it didn't come out of one of the most fucked-up corners of the world...

A genuine zebra would have been too expensive to bring into Israel-blockaded Gaza via smuggling tunnels under the border with Egypt, said owner Mohammed Bargouthi. "It would have cost me $40,000 to get a real one."

And if your people would give up their insane Jew-hatred (pardon me, Zionist-haterd, because that's totally different, you know), quit blowing themselves up among crowds of innocent people, and stop smuggling Allah-knows what else through those tunnels, your kids might be just a little bit better off.

As an aside, it's interesting to know that there's a price list for just about everything as far as smuggling goes.  How much for a hippo?

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