1 I've heard it said that the baby-boomer die-off will result in something like a $3.5 trillion transfer of wealth to Gen-X.  The prospect terrifies me.

2 Don't sweat it ... at the rate we're going, we'll have defaulted on the national debt by then.

3 I spent a lot of time working to  make sure that Uncle Sam gets as little of the $3.5trillion as possible. But there's a lot of folks that don't want their kids to get it all. Or at least, they don't want the kids to be handed a check for the total amount. They structure trusts to maintain "beyond the grave" control of the money. And they give shitloads to charity. 

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Wait, you actually think America will still be around when that bill comes due?

Wow, whodathunkit? You guys are optimists. 

5 Ich liebe gute Erotik und ihr?