December 31, 2009
Since I believe in starting as you intend to go on, let's have some hotassery.

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Well played, Alex. Well played. I'm not even going to complain about bipartisanship.
And I want those boots nao.
Posted by: Ember at December 31, 2009 09:23 PM (LdRAG)
Posted by: Douglas at December 31, 2009 09:32 PM (uU+Ss)
Posted by: mrfixit at December 31, 2009 10:06 PM (Bsm1s)
Posted by: cmblake6 at December 31, 2009 10:31 PM (zSq+X)
She's hot, she's a solid person, has kids, isn't a tramp. Gotta love this girl. +1 Mila.
Posted by: tangonine at December 31, 2009 10:57 PM (C8Pcc)
More (much more) of Mila -- NSFW -- at the Superficial. Also some sweet NSFW of Dita there.
Happy new years (my resolution? be even more antisocial ... oh, and take a shower).
Posted by: Hermit Dave at December 31, 2009 11:19 PM (WhFvm)
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Posted by: doubleplusundead at January 01, 2010 03:52 AM (QfDW6)
...dayumn, but I'm glad this, er last year is (finally) over. It really did suck hind teat.
...but thanks one and all for making it less so tho', yez little rays of sunshine, yez.
...and a Happy New Year to all.
Posted by: davis,br at January 01, 2010 04:22 AM (uCShA)
Here's to a much better 2010. It wasn't all bad for me -- we celebrated my son's first birthday this year, and my Avon business actually increased by the end of the year. Hopefully by the end of this year I'll be a lot closer to graduating with my Master's and I'll be able to look for a "real" job.
Posted by: Scoop11 at January 01, 2010 09:23 AM (AEmfc)
eddie's summation is, as always, right on.
Happy New Year, morons.
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Posted by: Alex at May 08, 2012 09:33 PM (su6hF)
December 21, 2009
Now, I have to go into the spare room and scream into a pillow since my mother gets upset if you even say damn so I cannot express my feelings in the Moron approved manner.
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Posted by: Jewstin at December 21, 2009 07:05 PM (AIhAM)
Posted by: Alice H at December 21, 2009 07:58 PM (qJHYy)
Posted by: Ember at December 21, 2009 08:17 PM (LdRAG)
i hate to repeat myself, alex, sugar.
but when just being around family makes you go all sideways.
hipflask, purse bottle. the hurt, the chasm, the irritation. alcohol will smooth every sharp corner. it's not that they won't still bug you,way deep down. you just won't care. bottled relaxation.
bout half of my fiances, i met the best part of their families out on the porch.
standing there, watching everybody dive out the back door like there was a bust in progress. i could've traded bourbon for bottomland, for gold, for diamonds, for their first-born.
Posted by: redclay at December 21, 2009 08:25 PM (o1jFU)
Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2009 09:04 PM (bQ5xy)
Posted by: geoff at December 21, 2009 09:37 PM (e/XvU)
Close the shades. Block off an afternoon. Buy some chocolate.
Posted by: Tangonine at December 21, 2009 10:25 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: EC at December 21, 2009 10:43 PM (iWj1i)
Posted by: MikeD at December 22, 2009 09:52 AM (FkL60)
December 10, 2009
... and because I can find nothing else to blog about tonight, I give you previously mentioned Emberpics.
Be nice.
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For the second time today, I have to say, if you were my type I would follow you home from work and loiter in your driveway.
Posted by: Jewstin at December 10, 2009 11:15 PM (4R9l5)
Posted by: XBradTC at December 10, 2009 11:22 PM (y0E9v)
Posted by: eddiebear at December 10, 2009 11:31 PM (eYJZk)
Posted by: EC at December 11, 2009 12:07 AM (iWj1i)
That's a great question, botnet. It seems more polar bears died tonight than at any time in recent memory. Who will keep the seal population in check with such hotness melting Kilimanjaro, and stuff?
Posted by: the botnet at December 11, 2009 12:12 AM (G3ekR)
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at December 11, 2009 12:47 AM (UGAk/)
Posted by: Sean M. at December 11, 2009 01:12 AM (rLWHv)
Posted by: davis,br at December 11, 2009 03:42 AM (uCShA)
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Posted by: Jaime at December 11, 2009 07:59 AM (lvhF0)
Posted by: Alice H at December 11, 2009 08:09 AM (qJHYy)
Thank you so so much. Not only are you smart and a Moron but also hot like the center of the Sun.
Posted by: alexthechick at December 11, 2009 08:45 AM (8WZWv)
Posted by: doubleplusundead at December 11, 2009 09:23 AM (PAy8X)
Posted by: MikeD at December 11, 2009 10:20 AM (FkL60)
Taht right there is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: Spad13 at December 11, 2009 11:52 AM (RYJu6)
Amen to comments 12 and 15 !
And the ink is definately NOT a distraction.
Thank you for sharing, Ember. Now I have to go call mrs fixit and tell her how much I miss her (she's in FL cause her dad is very sick).
Posted by: mrfixit at December 11, 2009 12:21 PM (V89AT)
Posted by: Pupster at December 11, 2009 12:29 PM (F5GQ3)
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Posted by: Douglas at December 11, 2009 01:45 PM (uU+Ss)
Posted by: Douglas at December 11, 2009 01:46 PM (uU+Ss)
good chin, milky skin, slim arms, defined shoulders, not a bad pic at all.
though one suggestion.
Bigger boobs.
Posted by: Douglas at December 11, 2009 01:48 PM (uU+Ss)
Posted by: Douglas at December 11, 2009 01:51 PM (uU+Ss)
I do like the goth and rocker types though. Such a cool look.
Posted by: TheUnrepentantGeek at December 11, 2009 01:57 PM (g1cNf)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at December 11, 2009 02:13 PM (PH0UW)
Doug:
Just a bit of advice for a friend:
Be careful with what you are saying about Ember. It's not gentlemanly to disparage a woman.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: eddiebear at December 11, 2009 02:23 PM (wnU1W)
Douglas, when yer in a hole, stop digging!
While I doubt that you meant to hurt her feelings, I would suggest humbling yourself before her and ask for forgiveness. (and not necessarily in the Stan's dad / Jesse Jackson way)
Posted by: mrfixit at December 11, 2009 02:28 PM (V89AT)
Ember is not only the person who wrote that post but is also a lovely human and a beautiful woman. You, on the other hand, finally managed to prove to my satisfaction that you are not a decent person.
Either you prove that you actually are a human being and do the right thing or consider yourself unwelcome around here.
Posted by: alexthechick at December 11, 2009 02:31 PM (8WZWv)
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Posted by: mrfixit at December 11, 2009 04:39 PM (V89AT)
Posted by: Russ from Winterset at December 11, 2009 05:46 PM (7n7Br)
Posted by: Vmaximus at December 11, 2009 05:49 PM (EESSb)
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Posted by: jd at December 11, 2009 06:42 PM (6IV8T)
VMax, the bubbles were the photographers idea; I love them and think they add some fun and whimsy. I then proceeded to steal the idea for a shoot with my daughter that was just tons of fun. This shoot was actually in this little hole in the wall dive bar in Reno, and those lights are just part of the, uh, charming decor of the Zephyr Lounge.
Posted by: Ember at December 11, 2009 07:37 PM (LdRAG)
Posted by: Ember at December 11, 2009 07:39 PM (LdRAG)
Posted by: cbullitt at December 11, 2009 08:44 PM (/8roE)
To each his own I guess. What's life without a little spice? And the sex after that scene has gotta be great.
For the second time today, I have to say, if you were my type I would follow you home from work and loiter in your driveway.
Ember, if you need someone to guard your driveway from stalkers, just let me know.
I'll hardly ever peek in the windows or follow you to work.
Posted by: Veeshir at December 11, 2009 08:57 PM (y0/bq)
Ember, if you need someone to guard your driveway from stalkers, just let me know.
I'll hardly ever peek in the windows or follow you to work.
I'll keep you in mind, Veeshir.
Posted by: Ember at December 11, 2009 09:04 PM (LdRAG)
That would mean a very fast shutter speed to freeze them like they are. Overall a brilliant shot. With lots of whimsy. And hotness.
Posted by: Vmaximus at December 11, 2009 09:53 PM (EESSb)
Posted by: Vmaximus at December 11, 2009 09:55 PM (EESSb)
Posted by: Ember at December 11, 2009 10:01 PM (LdRAG)
Posted by: mare at December 12, 2009 12:25 AM (X1fsj)
Douglas you're a dick.
Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at December 12, 2009 01:14 AM (outBY)
Posted by: Reginald Wingate at December 12, 2009 03:31 AM (fDWFP)
Posted by: EC at December 12, 2009 09:20 AM (iWj1i)
Man, I love me some Cuffy. He's straight and to the point.
I almost wrote to the "pint." I wonder if that is just as accurate.
And Douglas can get fucked.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 12, 2009 02:48 PM (GC5S2)
I thought she just threw up a stock pick from somewhere else, and then it registered later.
A very lovely lady, but I thought it was a stock pick, It didn't click as a real person pick until later.
I'm sorry ember, it was the tatoo's I think that made think of a pro shoot, and I screwed up.
Posted by: Douglas at December 12, 2009 05:14 PM (uU+Ss)
48 I did screw up, it didn't register that it was a real person, rather than a model.
I told ya to stop digging, didnt I?? a model, not a real person? where in the sam hill is yer fuckity fucking brain, digdoug?? Models arent real people??? Ember IS a model, for fucks sake, amongst other things.
Fuck You, up the ass with a rusty garden weasel !!
Posted by: mrfixit at December 12, 2009 05:37 PM (V89AT)
I thought it was a stock photo, only to realize it was a "real person" as in the person that it was.
Look at the first one, it was actually sarcastic, thus the reference to "suicide girls." I don't give a damn about you accepting third party indignation, but because I screwed up, SHE deserves my regret.
I am sorry ember, I really screwed that up.
Posted by: Douglas at December 12, 2009 05:54 PM (uU+Ss)
Doug, maybe I misunderstood your comment at 48, and maybe it got under my skin more that it should have. For that, I appologize.
I would recommend going over to Ember's site, and reading her post there, about this post here.
Peace
Posted by: mrfixit at December 12, 2009 08:58 PM (V89AT)
i wasn't gonna say a word about this, the pictures.
but douglas, you are a dick.
this is the internet, so i can't make you do it.
i can't beat you into a mush-mouthed apology.
and shame. shame is in short supply on here.
but a heartfelt apology would go a long way
toward mitigating the pity somewhat. you know,
for you being a drooling idiot.
people won't spit at you and throw things. they'll think you
just can't help it. and let's face it. you have to be used to that.
Posted by: redclay at December 12, 2009 09:58 PM (o1jFU)
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Posted by: doubleplusundead at December 13, 2009 12:30 AM (PAy8X)
spandex catsuit
Thanks again
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