Seriously, this thread has some of the best spam ever.  Our spam is more clever than at least one of our three readers.

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A study of old folks discovered that they like reading negative stories about young people for the self-esteem kick it gives their feeble, demented minds.  (via Slashdot)

Also, get off my lawn.

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