Iowa Rep. Steve King wastes raccoon with a Desert Eagle, PETA throws a tantrum

The raccoon was trying to claw it's way into the house, King said he thought it might have been rabid.  He declared on Twitter, Desert Eagle 1, Crazy Raccoon 0.  PETA is of course weeping bitterly.  Said King, in response to PETA,

King told Fox News on Tuesday that he'd offer PETA more hospitality than the animal.

"That crazy coon ran up against 'a man's home is his castle' and this man's castle won. But if it had been PETA volunteers outside in the middle of a blizzard, I'd like to think they would have rang the doorbell, instead of trying to claw into the house. And I would have given them shelter for the night and served them bacon and eggs the next morning," he said in a statement.

Awesome.  The only question I have is, was this the full Desert Eagle, or the "Baby" Eagle?  Because I have to imagine a full Desert Eagle would leave a hell of a mess, even if you had the .357 barrel set in, I can't imagine the mess a .50 AE would make...I'm guessing a fine red mist and fur everywhere. 

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