But here goes anyway.

First of all, any Republican/Conservative/Whatever You Are who opposes Obama and his policies and is/was shocked at the release of the DHS report that just came out should not be. That is how they view anybody who is not them: not as an opponent to be defeated in an electoral process, but as a national security threat on par with North Korea and Islamic Terrorism.

Bt my focus is not on the left, even though I relish blasting them at every turn. No, my attention is on all of those ostensibly on our side who acted in 2008 as though an Obama Administration would be no big deal, and that Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Rush Limbaugh, the tea parties, or bitter clingers are an embarassment and should be avoided and mocked. To you, I just want to say:


ARE YOU FUCKING CLUED IN NOW, FUCKO?!?! DO YOU STILL NOT FUCKING GET IT?!? HOW MUCH MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!?

*ahem*

Folks, the choice is now clear. In my mind, anybody who claims to be a Republican/Conservative/Whatever and still sticks a thumb in their own side's eye just for fun, an increase in traffic, a seat on MSNBC, or to get an invite to a party should just pack up and officially join Team Hope And Change. That goes for politicians, lobbyists, columnists, bloggers, what have you. As of right now, if you are still technically on our side but siding with the people who consider you a criminal and a threat just because you are not them, you are nothing more than the rhetorical equivalent of the jailhouse snitch.

And if you do jump ship completely, I just hope you realize that Obama and his people will never, ever, embrace you completely. Eventually, they will throw you under the bus, and I want to be there when they do, so that I can take a leak on your face when you come crawling back to our side asking to be taken back.

Thank you, and good night.

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