July 06, 2009

Moron of the Day: I Was NOT In California This Weekend

Just about perfect:

Authorities say a drunk, nude Lancaster man covered in his own blood was Tasered and arrested by police as he tried to flee Ventura County Medical Center armed with scissors.

Brought to you by Jagermeister*.

* - To steal a joke by Dave Attell.

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