November 16, 2008

Moron of the Day: I fought the law and guess who won?

Yes, I understand the mysterious allure of premium vodka, but if you're not in that income bracket, maybe you should stick to the Val-U-Rite:

Police found Thomas driving on Water Street at 10 a.m., stopped his vehicle and took him into custody. Thomas was charged with fourth-degree shoplifting for the theft of the stolen liquor, valued at $241.78. He was released, pending a municipal court appearance.

Surveillance video showed Thomas entered the store on two occasions on Tuesday and Wednesday between 3 and 5 p.m. and took several bottles of Stoli Elite Vodka off the shelf each day.

The video showed Thomas sliding the bottles down the front of his pants and walked out of the store without paying.
Nothing new I can provide here, seeing as how I'm concerned about my house burning down.

But, still. There are security cameras everywhere these days. Dumbass.

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