January 26, 2009

Just Remember This The Next Time You Want To Get Drunk And Molest A Raccoon

Bad things are bound to happen.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

Yep. Sounds like a good time to me.

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