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July 16, 2009

It's Official: Detroit Now Is More Of A Failed State Than Most Third World Countries

Somalia just called and said, "Damn. You Guys are fucked up!"

Low-priority crimes like breaking and entering {what do these fuckwits consider "high priority"?-ed.}might not be prosecuted and the conviction rates will continue to decline if the proposed budget for the Wayne County Prosecutor’s Office is approved, Prosecutor Kym Worthy told commissioners this morning.

“We can’t even cover our courtrooms anymore,” Worthy said in vehemently disagreeing with the $28-million general fund budget proposed for the prosecutor’s office by Wayne County Executive Robert Ficano. “At some point, if the budget continues to be cut, we’re going to have to start making decisions about what crimes we prosecute.”

Oh. This should be fucking awesome. I sense an entrepreneurial opportunity here. Why not bring Robogeisha, Alex's Boots, MP's Facecocking, and the arsenal of Russ from Winterset up to Michigan, and create our own version of the A-Team before Snake, Chef From South Park, and Adrienne Barbeau's hooters show up? If the shitrags in Detroit are basically admitting that Anarchy Rulz, why not get in on the action?

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1 What Nugent said about dead offenders should be making sense to the general population of Detroit in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Alice H at July 16, 2009 10:26 PM (qJHYy)

2 ^yup

Posted by: eddiebear at July 16, 2009 10:37 PM (nvAnB)

3 When the hell did Detroit become part of the UK?

Posted by: alexthechick at July 17, 2009 08:10 AM (SHHaV)

4 I am taking a Spanish class and it has two self confessed anarchists in it. During a beak one day one of them was going on and on about the evils of the corporate state to the girl across from me.

Finally I looked at him and asked if he knew what the trouble with Anarchy was. He told me he didn't so I said right now you're bothering me and probably everyone else at this table. Under the current system here in Washington state there are a series of rules and laws designed to prevent me from walking out to my car getting a gun and coming back and blowing your brains all over the wall. Under anarchy the only thing stopping me is my own morality, the possibility of social condemnation by my tribe and fear of reprisal by your tribe. None of those weigh real heavily on me so under an anarchist system what do you think would happen?

He started to respond a couple times and then just kind of shut up and started talking about how cool the girls T-shirt was. I do believe I may have changed a political philosophy that day.

Posted by: chad at July 17, 2009 08:49 AM (WNcvq)

I would bet not his political philosophy.

Maybe some others', I would bet there were some people who were happy to find out they weren't the only ones to think he's a tool.

He'll go right back into the warm cocoon of his moonbat friends and forget about the mean reich-winger who threatened to kill him.

If you can espouse anarchy and brag about it, then you are either truly stupid or spectacularly willfully ignorant. Neither trait lends itself to learning.

The only lesson he learned is to keep his mouth shut around you.

Posted by: Veeshir at July 17, 2009 09:43 AM (zXUuJ)

6 Heh, nothing like messing with college radicals and leftists. All the conservatives and libertarians used to rip the lefties to shreds in our political science classes. No, it didn't hurt our grades, that department overall was pretty cool.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 17, 2009 10:00 AM (cGHMC)

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