Don't like it, dickfisters?

How about Communist, you feckless shitweasels?

Look, I've had enough. Arrogant is a racist code word. Elitist is a racist code word. Now Socialist? How fucking 1984 do things need to get before we finally lock these bastards' heads in a rat cage?

And how is it that the media is only now figuring out what Astroturfing is? Davis Axelturf has been pioneering the field for years and that's after MoveOn.org and ANSWER and ACORN turned it into a professional sport.

How is it these continuously lying shitheads get to set the narrative this completely? Isn't there some method we have to combat this nonsense?

No. In order to have a mouthpiece powerful enough to matter, we'd need the President in our corner and as much as I liked Bush in many ways, his insistence on staying 'above the fray' has set us back decades in the information war.

In effect, he gave the left 8 full years to set the narrative and now that twisted, hypocritical, verifiably FALSE narrative has so pervaded the public consciousness that even an awesome person like Sarah Palin can be demonized, destroyed and discarded so quickly and efficiently in the public zeitgeist that we almost missed it.

I hate to say it, but what we really need is a new Newt. We need a guy to get up in the fucking faces of our opponents in nice, sweet, sound-bite sized outbursts of scathing, condescending truth. We need somebody to call them out on their bullshit loudly and in public.

Enough timidity, GOP politicians. Go for the throat. We aren't going to get a better opportunity than this because if I know anything, I know that Obama is a very skilled politician and we won't be able to keep him off balance forever.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 05:16 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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