July 24, 2008

Life will, unfortunately, not be imitating South Park at the DNC Convention this summer

Sadly, it appears that the only incontinent people will be at the RNC Convention </libtard>:

Denver city officials on Wednesday sought to set to rest rumors about police equipment for the Democratic National Convention, saying they would not be buying devices that would incapacitate unruly protesters with sound waves or other out-of-the-ordinary technology, The (Denver) Rocky Mountain News reported Thursday.

Rumors had circulated that the city was interested in buying a system that, using sound waves, could cause people to lose control of their bowels. Because of the intended use of the system, it has been dubbed as the “brown note” in some corners.

Oh, what could have been:

Ahhhh. It's probably just as well. Most of the DNC protesters will smell like they're covered in their own feces already.

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