December 29, 2009

Chris Dodd Should Have More Time For Waitress Sandwiches This Time Next Year

Yeah, fuck you, Senator. Fuck you like you have been fucking those waitresses. Fuck you and your party for claiming the Republicans are at fault for the Crotchbomber story, despite the fact you and your deputy dickticklers of douchebaggedly disaster were involved in diverting TSA funds to your fucking pet projects. And while you are at it, go ahead and rape your soul with a fetid dildo covered in thorns and soaked in feline AIDS.

Enjoy your fucking retirement, Senator. Enjoy it while we try to rescue the country from the mess you have made.

Posted by: eddiebear at 10:42 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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...rape your soul with a fetid dildo covered in thorns and soaked in feline AIDS.

Well, it's very rare that I catch any errors, but I think you are assuming WAY too much if you think these motherfuckers have souls.

Already sold those to the devil.  Overpriced at ANY cost. 

OWN IT LIBS!!! YOU ASSHOLES!!  ENJOY BEING SITTING SENATORS BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY INTO CONGRESS AGAIN....EVER...FUCKERS!!!

Posted by: Charlotte at December 29, 2009 11:41 AM (iXIlj)

2 these rants get me everytime.

Posted by: Douglas at December 29, 2009 12:59 PM (uU+Ss)

3 On a more serious, less hyperbolic note, why aren't Dodd and Frank in chains in the nearest FedPen?

Posted by: ECM at December 29, 2009 03:48 PM (nYKDd)

4 That rant could have had at least 5 more "fuck"s in it easy. Are kids reading these now?

Posted by: Spank at December 29, 2009 05:05 PM (YQTVx)

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You ever look closely at this Dodd guy, that paper skin under his neck and his weird brow makes him look like a fucking lizard.

Posted by: Rev Dr E. Buzz Esq. at December 29, 2009 05:18 PM (CHf6r)

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^Look like? - He is a fucking lizard.

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