doubleplusundead

July 17, 2008

ABC NEWS ALERT: Our Lord and Savior Spent 188 Minutes Among the Masses

At first I was considering voting for McCain, but ABC News has convinced me that this is an error. After all, what has McCain ever done that could possible match this:

ABC News' Sunlen Miller Reports: While Obama spent 91 minutes at a campaign event yesterday, the Illinois Senator spent a total of 188 minutes in the gym yesterday – making three separate stops to Chicago gyms over the course of one day.
The presumptive nominee started his Tuesday with a short morning work out at the gym of his friend and longtime aide Mike Signator’s apartment building.

The article is not without its disappointments, though. For example they say he spent 188 minutes at three different gyms, but they fail to say how much time was spent at each site. Layers, indeed!

Related: The panelists at RedEye bathe in His countenance.

Update: I cleaned up my loose shit. He was at the gym 188 minutes, not 91.

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at 01:21 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 What, they count the minutes, but not the seconds? Loose shit, ABC.

Posted by: doubleplusundead at July 17, 2008 01:28 PM (BIe/L)

2 As I wrote at AOSHQ, gym rats are compensating for something.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at July 17, 2008 01:54 PM (WIxQ1)

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at July 17, 2008 01:54 PM

Haha.

"I may not have any solid policies, but I worked out for 91 minutes that one time!"

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at July 17, 2008 02:06 PM (mv8F7)

4 Ummm, am I reading the article wrong? I says 91 minutes with the proles, and 188 in the gym. So, more than twice as much time working out rather than working.

Posted by: XBradTC at July 17, 2008 02:10 PM (pSXbN)

5 You're right. I fixed it.

I'm not good at doing things.

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at July 17, 2008 02:16 PM (mv8F7)

6 Doing things sucks.

Posted by: alexthechick at July 17, 2008 05:43 PM (WRETA)

7 Sucking at doing things sucks more.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at July 17, 2008 05:55 PM (SkqC2)

Your ideas are good, but:

It's a nice day.

The day had its disappointments.

It is = it's

Posted by: Ungood English at August 15, 2008 07:22 PM (80B17)