April 28, 2010
If you gave me a list of stories where I had to choose which one was made up I'm not sure if you could invent one I would choose over this.
We met at a Millcreek Tavern......snip
We went back to my apartment. .... And had sex, as planned.
You looked beautiful half covered in my sheets when I left to use the bathroom. When I came back, this is what I saw:
You standing naked at my computer. You with your hand on the keyboard, not typing. You grabbing the flash drive.
...snip...
You insert it into your vagina, like a tampon.
And the big finish
I’d like to see you again. I’d like to see my flash drive again.
See, I'd let her keep it.
But I'm not from Philly.
RTWT, it's amusing.
Belated H/T (like always) The Agitator, who's having a pun contest.
Trying to think of one made me belatedly realize the title should have been "That does not compute".
Apcray.
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